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21. American. Female Taurus. Weirdo. This is where I feed the demon that lives within. I just can't help it, sometimes I'm truly fond of the thing.

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corgis-everywhere:

spectraldragonateyourfood:

Meet Grady, a four year old corgi and my fuzziest friend. He also has earned the title of “hero”. Let me tell you the story:
This afternoon, 3:45, I saw a bottle sitting just inside of the fence. Naturally, I headed to pick it up because I live in a woods and littering can kill the animals.
Grady flipped. He started barking and howling and herded me away from that bottle as fast as his stumps let him. I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, but I let him herd me away because he doesn’t act like this so often. To prove he was just being paranoid to him, I threw a rock at the bottle.
It blew up, scaring me to death. It turns out that the bottle was a Drano bottle bomb, and it could easily have hurt me or killed the corgi. I didn’t take any pictures, and I’m sure the plastic shreds aren’t enough evidence, but this dog is a hero to me. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and remember that corgis, not diamonds, are a girl’s best friend.

wow, i’m glad you’re both okay! drano doesn’t mess around.

As a proud Corgi owner this is awesome!!!
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underground-bizarre:

my personal book cover of “Interview with the Vampire”.
created by the talented Anima Eterna 

So tight!!!
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"That’s what yo ass get"

- African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)

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"The fact that I’m silent doesn’t mean I have nothing to say."

- Jonathan Carroll  (via veg-pits)

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Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

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"i’d rather be a tree in lord of the rings than a person in real life"

- selections from Spencer Madsen’s Twitter by Elaine Sun (editor)

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Damn it. Somebody 1 uped me a few says ago and I’m mad at it.

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missmandarin:

Yeezus speaks

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